What you're getting: A triple (at minimum) with American cheese, grilled onions, bacon, ketchup-mustard-mayo, and pickles (or any of their 2,147,483,648 available burger combinations). Oh, and a side of onion rings.
Let's give a hearty "huzzah" to good old alphabetical order, which allowed us to place Blimpy Burger in the "top" spot of Michigan's best burgers without bias! (Okay fine, it's actually "Krazy Jim's Blimpy Burger" and we kind of cheated... but it's known primarily as "Blimpy Burger" and, because this is Michigan and we slap an apostrophe-"s" on everything, "Blimpy's" -- deal with it). If you haven't yet heard, you don't deserve to know -- Ann Arbor's iconic Blimpy Burger, which closed down last year after the building was purchased by University of Michigan to build graduate housing, has now righteously re-opened and is once again serving you steaming piles of house-ground meat alongside salty insults, should you fail to place your order properly.