Six Months of Free Bacon

Get your hands on half a year's worth of free strips of bacon-y goodness, including Cajun-, jalapeno-, and vanilla bourbon-flavored pork products, all courtesy of the dudes at Bacon Freak. The gratis six-month swine membership is up for grabs via a photo contest where you'll have to pose like a primal, spear-wielding Air Jordan, who legend has it was also pretty good with the rock.