Funxion

An ultra-modern galley with a couch-filled mezzanine, raised DJ booth, and touch-activated comp-screen counter, Funxion's "food as medicine" mission's reflected in their dietitian-designed, salt-/oil-free menu, which maxes the healthiness of everything from the egg-white/shiitake/oyster mushroom Shroom Frittata, to the caramelized onion'd Bison Burger. Also on tap: 9 wildly original 'tails (from the organic vodka/carrot & orange juice/ginger syrup Clear Confusion, to the tequila/g-fruit juice/chamomile "Fuzzy Logic"), plus 12 booze-less concoctions like the coconut water, mango, avocado, banana, goji, acai, blueberry/strawberry "The Preventer" -- sure to one day be aired during TBS' Saturday Holistic Smoothie-thon.