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1. Regency Cafe17-19 Regency St, City of Westminster, London
2. E Pellicci332 Bethnal Green Road, London
3. Worker's Cafe172 Upper St, London
4. Alpino97 Chapel Market, London
5. New River Cafe50 Tottenham Ln, London
6. Andrew's160 Grays Inn Rd, London
7. Gino's Coffee BarGreat Central St, London
8. River Cafe1 Station Approach, London
9. The Hope Workers' Cafe111 Holloway Road, London
Open since 1946 in Westminster, The Regency Cafe is known for its greasy spoon favorites and cheap prices. It's a go-to for a full English breakfast of eggs, hash, bacon, sausage, and baked beans, and other traditional plates like steak pie and corned beef. The black-and-white art deco exterior is just as notable and quintessentially London as the food, and the interior remains pretty much unchanged since the 40s.
Didn’t think that greasy spoons could be Grade-II listed as a historical building? Well this one is. Having been in the family since 1900, it’s safe to say they know what they’re doing. With formica tables, a heavy regular population, and a good dose of banter, it’s clear to see why business is still booming. With the current owner holding court in the kitchen like she’s been doing since 1961, it’s like a bite in time served with a wink and a smile.
While you will find tiled floor and yellow walls with pictures of landscapes and old coffee adverts, don’t expect to find music, good coffee, or easy smiles from the staff, but whatever - you’re there for the food. Cheap, easy, and stomach lining, it’s some of the cheapest stuff you’ll find in the area. Their bacon and mushrooms get a particular shout out.
Tucked on Chapel Market, this Italian-run greaser has been in the family for over 50 years, helping north London cope with their hangovers one fry up at a time. Besides just the basic toast/beans/bacon number, they’ve branched out with a big American pancake offering. With massive smiles, and equally large portions, this is the kind of place that almost feels like home, with all the little details in place, like plastic foliage and pictures of old-school sports icons adorning the walls.
Be greeted by a life size sign of a ‘50s waitress loaded with pastries and coffee when you drop by this tiny caff just at the corner of Clissold Park in Stokey. There’s very little glam here, with the playlist being the only thing that’s had a update in the last several decades, but their fry ups will cure just about anything that ails you. Expect lots of grease, not many smiles and tea that is strong enough to arm wrestle the best of them.
Pulling in an odd mixture of cabbies, students and the odd actor from up the road, this no nonsense cafe cheap, easy and instantly nostalgic. With almost everything under a fiver, it gets quite rammed at lunch time, yet somehow the staff always just put their heads down and get on with it, meaning you never wait too long and always end up with more food then you thought possible for that price.
With prices easily 20 years out of the date, and portions big enough to keep you full for the rest of the day, this place is generally heaving... yet somehow the food comes quickly and is always delicious.
Not to be confused with the River Cafe in Hammersmith, with traditional caff feels more like a museum, with formica table tops, plywood paneling, blue & white tiling and plates of food big enough to have never heard of a diet. Eggs and Chips, grilled tomatoes and basic Italian fare are served with the simple attitude; if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
A frequent spot hit by Arsenal fans pre/post game, the walls are covered in history, the staff are surprisingly friendly, with faces bright and cheerful and pulling just the right amount of banter and efficiency, and the food is genuinely great.