Picture a utopian world in which you can drink bottomless pints of beer and eat endless cuts of succulent beef, all for a mere £38. Are you picturing it? Good. Because this coming bank holiday, it's happening.
A general admission ticket (starting at £38) will snag you three hours of endless choice steak cuts cooked to perfection by Brooklyn Brewery's own Chef Andrew Gerson. This means three hours of fall-apart-tender brisket & burnt ends from Grillstock UK, and sauces by Sir Kensington's, all aided by slices of soft bread. Vegetarians/the faint of heart need not apply.
Beer will flow like the Thames
Since man cannot survive on beef alone, they'll also be providing an open bar serving up all the Brooklyn Brewery Lager and Brown Ale you should need to wash down that tasty 'cue.
And if that isn't enough to sway you (seriously?!), there'll be musical performances by Susquehanna Industrial Tool & Die Company and you'll get a souvenir apron, in case you need to prove to your friends (or yourself) that this glorious event actually happened.