And if that isn't enough to sway you (seriously?!), there'll be musical performances by Susquehanna Industrial Tool & Die Company and you'll get a souvenir apron, in case you need to prove to your friends (or yourself) that this glorious event actually happened.
There will be two seatings (from 1-4pm and 7-10pm), but tickets are already flying off the shelf, so grab one while there's still time!
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Pete Dombrosky is an Editorial Assistant at Thrillist and he believes the only thing better than endless beef and beer is... ... ... he'll get back to you if he thinks of something via Twitter.