Late AM: Did you know that the cocktail lounge of The Zetter Townhouse is open at 7am?! Well, it is, and you're going there for one of the world's best mixeds, at 11, because you can, dammit. If you're after something a little lighter on the liver, head to the Fox and Anchor for a craft beer.
Work up an appetite: Play a little light table tennis at Bounce. Mercilessly thrash your opponent (on the actual Olympic table) while professing modesty, you know, just to really rub it in.
It's time for lunch: We'll be treating -- get to Yum Bun, grab a couple of their little fluffy clouds of porky deliciousness (on us if you're there early enough!) and head into Rotary Bar for a drink to enjoy them. Rotary Bar also does food, should YB be rammed.
Early afternoon: Jump on the Piccadilly Line, and head to the Hippodrome Casino. Pull out a fiver, and take Wesley Snipes's advice: always
pay your taxes bet on black. If you win, spend the proceeds at the Casa Del Habano cigar shop in Soho. If you lose, go to the Burlington arcade and try on a vintage Rolex from the year you were born.