No one ever makes good decisions on an empty stomach, which explains a lot about Jessica Simpson (zing!), and why poor restaurant decisions are so tragically familiar. Arming you with the knowledge to avoid these fates, here are the worst restaurant decisions in London...
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14. Getting the fries at The Diner and not asking for the Cajun seasoning
Paprika, salt, pepper, cumin, oregano... WHY IS EVERYONE NOT DOING THIS?!
15. Complaining that you can never get into Dabbous
If you pop into Oskar’s Bar downstairs, you can get some pretty spectacular Dabbous menu-fillers without the three-month wait list. The BBQ short-rib with dill, mustard, and molasses, for one, is spectacular. Plus, cocktails.