All-you-can-eat food and wine for $30pp

Available for six to ten people (or just Natalie from Facts of Life), lauded Italian trattoria Osteria La Buca's Until You Cry Uncle package is a $30-per-person private-room smorgasbord of literally all the spaghetti & meatballs & red wine & (ugh) salad you can stuff your face with. Since you're clearly skeptical, check out the hilarious video above which proves that literally nothing will stop you if you go in hungry enough.