What your date will get: Cashew Milk made with Dates, Vanilla, Cinnamon & Sea Salt
What you'll get: LT Chicken Breast w/ Red Quinoa & Crispy Kale
How much it'll cost you: $35, unless you treat them to a second juice
Okay, admittedly this one is terrifying, but unlike the (approximately) 12 million other juice bars dotting the city, Local Table serves real meals too, all of which require your favorite dinnertime activity: chewing.
Keshvar Alikhani is a Thrillist contributor and she really, really, REALLY enjoys chewing. Follow her on Twitter.