LA Spice is not an adult TV station that exclusively shows softcore Ed Begley Jr flicks that take place in Brentwood, but it is a super-casual cafe from the ultra-legit catering company of the same name, now doling out next-level sandwiches and more from a chef who did time with Patina. Don't be a chicken. Because then you wouldn't have the cognitive abilities to read this. Or you'd end up in that bacon-laden Zinfandel coq au vin you see up top. Do eat this pork belly banh mi loaded with pickled veggies and topped with a hoisin peanut spread. And also eat their "Adult Not PB&J", which tosses out the Smucker's for Pinot noir grape jam and the Skippy for pistachio/chia/hemp/flax/cashew/almond nut butter. And because butters stuffed with six different things can make you thirsty, they've got a decent selection of beers like Abita and Allagash, or for the merely softcore: sodas.