You don't even have to game the system by stalling or using obnoxiously long words to get your free pie, either; as the above video shows, you can chat with CNA's students about whatever you like, from their TV show tastes to their relationship status. The students get practical language experience, and you get a free pizza -- it's win-win!
Bella Vista's currently the only restaurant to offer this service, but any pizzeria in the nation can reach out to CNA and ask to join in. So basically, if you're not in Los Angeles, tell your local pizza place to get in on this action, ASAP.
Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he’s a big proponent of pizza -- free or otherwise. Follow his cheesy diatribes on Twitter @gjaccoma