This is not a drill, people.
The pie-slingers at Culver City's Bella Vista Pizzeria have teamed up with Brazil's CNA Language School to create Hello Pizza: a project offering steeply discounted pizzas for phone customers who're willing to help students brush up on their English skills.
Here's how it works: customers call in, and are prompted to either press one to order a pie normally, or press two to place a discounted order through a Brazilian student. If they press two, they're connected with one of CNA's students via a special VOIP app, and place their order while helping the student practice English. The longer the conversation lasts, the greater the discount will be -- up to 100% off. That's a free pizza, in case you weren't sure.