You're an adult, which means you can't sit around all day eating Ding Dongs, and corndogs, and Fruit Roll-Ups, but you CAN totally sit around eating... grown-up versions of Ding Dongs, and corndogs, and Fruit Roll-Ups! Here're 11 places that do those, plus basically every other awesome junk food you ate as a kid. Remember, just because Vince Vaughn says you’re all growns up, doesn’t mean you have to eat like you are.
Barton G. (address and info)
Having once given toasters a noble purpose and you a massive sugar high before school, the mighty Pop-Tart has received a savory, white-tablecloth reboot at Barton G.’s LA food carnival. Packed with Maine lobster (?!?), Gruyere, and Pernod Mornay sauce, these fancy phyllo pastries are served in a retro toaster with a side of Tabasco hollandaise, because yes.