Meat-free fine dining on Melrose

No longer just the movie you went to 10yrs ago because you knew Britney Spears was going to jump around in a bra, Crossroads is now also a white tablecloth- & chandelier-abetted fine-dining room from a dude who's been the cook for both Oprah and Ellen. But, much like some of Ellen's more exciting shows, there's a twist: it's vegan. Though you won't even notice, or something, once you sample crazy-Top-Chef-level deliciousness like like risotto-stuffed banana peppers w/ basil-lime beurre blanc, and scallopini w/ marsala-glazed morel mushrooms.