Food & Drink

The burrito vending machine exists. You're welcome.

Jeff Miller Published On 01/08/2014 Published On 01/08/2014
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It's 313a and you're super hungry, stumbling around WeHo, and you can't possibly be responsible for making your own goddamn burrito. Enter: BurritoBox, the first-ever, 24hr, piping-hot burrito vending machine.

Despite what you told your girlfriend in high school, THIS is actually where the magic happens: a brand-new Mobile station on Santa Monica Blvd.

You've got your pick of five different flavors, ranging from breakfast badness (chorizo + egg + cheese) to lunchtime-staple (chicken + rice + beans), all available with three optional sides (Daisy Sour Cream, Tabasco Hot Sauce, or Wholly Guacamole).

Pay the approximate price of a tall latte at LAX...

... and pass the time with a cheesy music video from a band that sounds like bad Third Eye Blind.

When it's ready, pick up your SUPER-HOT (seriously, it's hard to hold) burrito from the bottom... along with your sides, which are incredibly as cold as your burrito is hot.

Throw it all on -- the sour cream, the tabasco, the guac...

... and take a huge bite. How is it? It's good -- for a burrito from a vending machine. Which, at 313a, is VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY GOOD.

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