In honor of football, drinking, America, and YOU, we proclaim the Monday after the Super Bowl shall henceforth be known as National Hangover Day. It’s a day for hangovers to be celebrated, embraced, and combated in the most enjoyable of ways -- namely, eating delicious food, and possibly drinking more. The ultimate goal? Getting the entire country a day off work, a beautiful dream you can help make happen by signing this petition to our sports-loving President right here and tweeting it.
The immediate goal though? Fixing that hangover with the power of next-level Bloody Marys, intravenous vitamin delivery services (?!), and giant bowls of queso...
Reviv Wellness Spa, South Beach
Sure, you could go the old-fashioned route and rehydrate by drinking, like, water or something. But wouldn't it be more South Beach to hit a spa where board certified physicians pump you full of fresh oxygen, and give you IVs full of vitamins, B12, glutathione and other stuff A-Rod swears he wasn't taking? That's the spirit, now go rent a Ferrari.
Hangover Cure Brunch
Remember how last night you kept yelling “Go big or go home!” at that loser who wouldn’t do shots of 151 with you at 4am? Well, karma’s definitely a Nancy Grace, ‘cuz Mercadito’s basically doing the same thing to you with their mega breakfast of 3 Mexican entrees plus a drink for $18. Need even more hair of the dog? Another 12 bucks gets you their Ultimate Hangover Cure and unlimited drinks.
15 Steps Signature Bloody Mary
15 Steps at Eden Roc, Miami Beach
By the time your waiter finishes telling you everything that’s in it (tomato juice, V8 juice, Worcestershire, chopped jalapenos, red onion, Sriracha, fresh cracked black pepper, kosher salt, fresh horseradish sauce, Key West pink shrimp, stuffed olive w/chopped bacon & grilled cipolline onion) your hangover will probably be gone anyway. But it's never too early to start on your next one.
Vita Squad, Your House -- Dade County Only
Too lazy to actually get out of bed? The Vita Squad will send certified nurses to your house to administer stuff like VitaHydrate and LiquidDetox, or show up before you start swilling and pump you full of LiquidNight, which has all the vitamins you’re about to deplete in it.
Potato Grill Bowl
Buns & Buns, South Miami
In addition to giving you like 37 different kinds of bread to soak up whatever combination of Skol, Ronrico, and Old Crow is sitting in your stomach, this South Miami yeast palace’ll gladly throw in a giant bowl of deliciously greasy queso blanco w/ chorizo, eggs, and tomatoes.
Apple A Day Market, South Beach
How can Brazil throw a party like Carnival, then wake up the next morning and land the Olympics AND the World Cup? It's not that tough when your streets are paved (figuratively, we assume) with acai, the anti-oxidant superfood this this Alton Road market puts in a bowl the size of your head with bananas (for potassium!), granola, and strawberries. Olympic-and-World-Cup-landing results, however, may vary.
HuaHua’s Taqueria, South Beach
What would you make for breakfast if you weren't paying (again!) for all those Jäger shots you took last night? Cheesy eggs, carnitas, hash browns, and chili, you say? Well guess what? HuaHua’s has all that stuff, and has conveniently stuffed it in a taco for you.
Sure, you could go the old-fashioned route and rehydrate by drinking, like, water or something. But wouldn't it be more Miami to hit this wellness spa where board certified physicians pump you full of fresh oxygen, and give you IVs full of vitamins, B12, glutathione and other stuff? That's the spirit, now go rent a Ferrari.
Stop by Mercadito's weekend late-night taqueria, a perfect after-party for your night out. The tacos are cheap, which is good if since you spent all your money on drinks earlier. Or come on a weeknight - happy hour lasts from 4pm to 7pm Monday to Friday and includes drink and taco specials (with extra deals on "Taco Tuesday" and "Thirsty Thursday").
15 Steps is the newly renovated 1500 Degrees, still part of Eden Roc Miami Beach, and still serving up the farm-to-table freshness, thanks to the vegetable and herb garden planted on-site at the hotel. Their farm fresh menu offers rotating month-to-month specials focusing on seasonality, sustainability and regional produce. You'll never think of hotel's with on-site garden's the same way again.
This South Miami yeast palace’ll gladly let you pick a deliciously grill-able item like this deckle with roasted pepper marissa and serrano ham chip, then lets you pair it with one of seven different fresh made buns, from steamed nan to pretzel rolls to buttery brioche, and finish it off with a handmade wine or sake cocktail.
This Alton Road market puts delicious healthy eats in a bowl the size of your head with bananas (for potassium!) granola and strawberries. They're also slinging a bevy of healthy wraps and more out of their SoBe digs.
This Mex-taurant's got you covered from morning to late-night, with breakfast tacos, enchiladas, and tacos. They've got a great beer selection, strawberry-passionfruit and lime margs, and even dog biscuits and outdoor water bowls if your pooch's along for the ride.