4. Gotham Steak
This celebrity-/ porn star-filled haunt is right next door to Miami's most famous club. So, after consuming a 16oz bone-in filet mignon, a 14oz boneless rib eye, or a massive 50oz Tomahawk steak (all of which you can top with foie gras, black truffle crust, or grilled lobster), you can conceivably dance off all those calories. Or, most likely, not be able to move at all.