Could the Columbus really be this bad? We decided to find out.
Our first margarita was a $55 Ocean Drive monstrosity.
I’m pretty sure the Columbus doesn’t have its own private boat bringing in a daily catch like they do at Fontainebleau. Just a hunch.
At least the chicken was locally sourced. “Locally” as in sourced from the cafeteria at South Pointe Elementary School.
Maybe low standards really are the key to a happy life.