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We Went There: Dining at the Worst Yelp-Reviewed Restaurant in Miami

Published On 06/02/2015 Published On 06/02/2015
MATT MELTZER/THRILLIST

Could the Columbus really be this bad? We decided to find out.

Our first margarita was a $55 Ocean Drive monstrosity.

MATT MELTZER/THRILLIST

I’m pretty sure the Columbus doesn’t have its own private boat bringing in a daily catch like they do at Fontainebleau. Just a hunch.

MATT MELTZER/THRILLIST
MATT MELTZER/THRILLIST

At least the chicken was locally sourced. “Locally” as in sourced from the cafeteria at South Pointe Elementary School.

MATT MELTZER/THRILLIST
MATT MELTZER/THRILLIST

Maybe low standards really are the key to a happy life.