June 21st will not be a normal Friday. It will be the Best Day of Your Life, and you've got Thrillist to thank for it. Here's exactly how you need to navigate it.
What you need to do: 1) practice your fake cough and call in sick, 2) download the printable itinerary with a sexy map, 3) follow all the #BDOYL social action here, and 4) get ready to enjoy the longest day of the year with stuff like a shot at a $75 bar tab just for playing volleyball.
6:30 am: Watch the sun rise over South Beach. If you just got up, praise all that is good in the world. If you’re still up from the night before, curse everything that is bad in the world and find something to keep yourself awake for the next 14hrs. Today is gonna be GREAT. Asscrack of Dawn: Head home for a shower and flip on Channel 7 to watch Vivian Gonzalez tell you to run to Publix and Home Depot because there’s a tropical depression off the coast of Liberia. Ignore, put on mute, and continue to watch Vivian Gonzalez. Early Morning: Hit