Eat MSP's first 'roo cuts, save the world
Hop to it, bounce on over, and all manner of other jumping puns, because it's time for you to eat some adorable kangaroos
Downtown's Hell's Kitchen has thrown 'roo steaks on the menu, and they're lean, tasty, and at just $20/plate, pretty affordable compared to similar cuts of, eww, cow. The top loin looks dark red and livery before cooked..
The steak, obviously. You're actually helping the planet by eating this instead of normal steak. Turns out the digestive process of those passe bovines involves something called "enteric fermentation", which causes them to burp and fart... A LOT. Which, crazily enough, accounts for like 60% of world's methane emissions (according to University of New South Whales dean of science Mike Archer, who is a board-certified Australian person). Kangaroos, however digest food normally, meaning they fart less and produce about 1/3 the methane of cows. So really, they're heroes. Devour them right now.