The Melch Me
Melch's Meat Wagon, Mobile
Approximate Calorie Count: 1400
Ask all those pioneers who died from dysentery just miles from Fort Kearny: wagons full of meat aren't always as glorious as they sound. Melch's, however, is run by a former health inspector, features post-Oregon Trail advances like "refrigeration", and boasts this signature burger, which's just a pretzel bun, government cheese, chicken breast, BACON, burger, more government cheese, more pretzel bun.