Rock and roll will never die, but you will, quite contentedly, after eating a tour-bus-worth of bacon brat burgers from Motley Crews Heavy Metal Grill. Hey Alicia Keys: who cares about that girl, because this truck is on fire! Graphics inspired by KISS Alive II. See what they did there? Among the opening acts: Philly steak chili topped with a fistful of cheese. This pineapple-y Hawaiian sammich (the Hawaiian Crews) is among the impressive array of overflowing main acts. Bacon brat burgers topped with a mound of scratch kraut and melted government cheese are sure to -- wait for it -- strike the right chord! Specifically, a B-fat! The chicken cheesesteak -- AKA Chubby Chick -- rocks an undercoating of Whiz and a top coat of mozzarella. Their staple sammie, the Almost Famous Funky Philly, is not to be confused with what other golfers call Mickelson when he refuses to change his socks during a tourney. They also sell some walk-away snackage like bags of these scratch pretzels coated with a top-secret "sweet & heat" seasoning. It takes a secure man to allow his girlfriend's ex-husband's nuts in his food truck, but that's precisely what's happening here with these candied almonds. So enjoy these nuts, and continue to support AC/DC.