Not brunching on the W. A. Frost patio at least twice per month during the summer
It's cobblestone-y, old-school St. Paul brunch perfection.
Sleeping on Uptown Pizza
An oldie but a goodie for a classically greasy pie... especially late at night.
Not driving straight to Bauhaus Brew Labs...
When you inevitably find out Surly Taproom has a three hour wait (!). Sure it doesn't have its own kitchen, but its pretty discerning in its nightly food truck choices, and it has the best brewery space in town. Oh, and really good beer.
Standing in line/paying top dollar for the fancy new foods at Target Field
It's a ballgame, son. Roller dogs or die!
Getting the midnight hot dog buffet at Deja Vu
Seriously, that really shouldn't be what you're there for.
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