Well, well, well, isn't this embarrassing. A recent study surveying 1,789 people in the United Kingdom reported that over a third of vegetarians "break veg" and eat meat while intoxicated. The study, reported by Munchies, said that a a comically large 34% of vegetarians were prone to meat binges during periods of intoxication.
So what kind of meat do these lying faux-veggies go for? 39% go straight to the kebab stand, (because England) while 34% eat burgers. The rest split their booze-fueled tirades between bacon, fried chicken, and pork sausages. Did anyone else's mouth just fill up with saliva?