Food & Drink

14 sexy, innuendo-filled food ads that somehow got published

Shrek's Lovin' It
Reddit

SEX! That what seventh-graders do to advertise things, namely their highly developed senses of humor. The grownups in ad land, though, try to be a little more subtle. SometimesWhat follows are 14 in-your-face-but-under-the-radar food ads ranging from Dorito-loving prostitutes, to a really happy Shrek, all of which were deemed totally ok to print:

Doritos Boobs Ad
Doritos

In 2006 there was a South American TV show called Sin Tetas, No Hay Paraiso -- Without T*ts, There Is No Paradise, seriously -- about a prostitute who really, really wanted massive breast implants to impress a cocaine dealer and make more money. Apparently all she had to do was walk around wearing nothing but Doritos.

A couple of decades ago, Coca-Cola proved Disney's not the only company capable of publishing hidden sex drawings, with this poster containing an image of a woman performing fellatio on an ice cube. Wait, that didn't read right. Performing fellatio, on something else, IN an ice cube. See? Much worse.

Of course, they've got nothing on old Disney...

There's just so much going on with this we're not really sure where to start, although we're reasonably certain Shrek finished.

Claussen Pickle Ad
Claussen

This Claussen ad's pretty obvious, as no one wants a limp pickle, but it does make you wonder why the bespectacled old stork on the Vlasic label's always so happy.

It's entirely possible that the censors were so happy that an ad for BJ Cola didn't involve a woman doing something sassy with a bottle that they didn't even notice the butt here.

Boobs and sausage in Croatia
Mariano Garcia

This actual billboard in Croatia for a long-standing meat company proves there's a serious shortage of pasties in the country (We put those on. Self-censored!).

This is Thermador's great contribution to your kitchen. It's called the Hot Food Server, and as you can see, it's stacked, and that dress does seem kinda convenient.

Flirt Vodka Bruised Knees
Flirt Vodka

Bulgarians are a compassionate people. As part of this ad campaign, any woman that brought in a case of empty Flirt Vodka bottles would get a free set of knee pads, because it clearly caused every woman in the country to drop to her knees.

Burger King's Super Seven Incher
Burger King

Remember Burger King's giant mascot king? He was creepy. This? It's just dinner, so you can tell your date you've got a super seven incher. And that she's got one too! Also, stop going on dates at Burger King.

Shortly after this ad ran in Denmark, they quit allowing liquor sponsors for senior proms.

Heinz meats.
Heinz

To reflect a more liberal UK attitude towards both sex and canned meats, Heinz introduced names like Big Saucy Bangers. Do not ask for the ketchup.

Fosters Boobs Ad.
Fosters

Boobs. Australian for umbrella.

Orangina
Orangina

The moral of this Orangina ad featuring Pedobear isn't so much that you should complain to a censor, as much as it is that you should call adult protective services on everyone you see drinking Orangina.