They would be higher, but stuff will get on your fingers, and eventually on your H.O.R.D.E. Fest '97 T-shirt, and that thing is an institution.
23. Handfuls of mozzarella cheese straight from the bag
This works horribly if it’s the low-fat crap.
22. Those popcorn tubs with three kinds
Even more fun if you just kinda dump the whole thing into your face and hope for the best.
Same thing as Cheetos, but parts of your H.O.R.D.E. Fest '97 T-shirt are already kinda the same color as wings.
People like cookies.
19. Dipping something into a jar of cheese sauce
This works less-well if it's just a brick of Velveeta sitting on your coffee table, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try that too.