A sno-ball, after you’ve stood in line in 110 degree New Orleans heat with a humidity index of 160%, and ordered inside a building that definitely has no AC.
Bunny chow that definitely has no bunnies in it in Durban, South Africa.
An entire sleeve of frozen Thin Mints.
Bonus points if you finish all of them without actually realizing what you’re doing.
Boiled peanuts from a roadside stand along Highway 431.
A medium-rare, bone-in ribeye, carved tableside at an extremely old-school steakhouse.
A Swiss chocolate croissant from Tahoe House bakery in Tahoe City, California while sitting on a dock with your feet in the lake.
A homemade black and white milkshake using ice cream you scooped yourself, Hershey’s chocolate syrup, whole milk, and your own damn blender.