Thanks mostly to swears, Yelp has been entertaining us with its absurd restaurant rants for ages. But there comes a point where Yelp wrath crosses a line, and that line is the curbside of Applebee's. The neighborhood bar and grill isn't trying to be anything other than a friendly fast casual option, and yet, several Yelpers have taken it upon themselves to eviscerate the chain for things like errant lemon wedges and Marky Mark posters. Here are six of the most outrageously petty examples we could find, with handy cues to help you follow along these critics' sophisticated reviews. Bon appetit.
In which the patron finds the vehicular accommodations deplorable, does not understand the spacial scheme of the gentlemen's lavatory, and ponders if those suffering from impaired organs of vision were employed for the installation of the disposable towel dispensary: