Finally, you can pair your soup and/or cake with two cocktail options. On the left, we have the Hanky Panky, which mixes gin, sweet vermouth, and Fernet-Branca. On the right, there's the Maiden's Prayer, another gin drink with Cointreau, lemon, and orange.
Seeing as everything on this menu is much nicer than the Italian sub you usually smuggle into movies, you should check out Alamo Drafthouse's site for the theater nearest you. Trust us: your date will not think it's romantic that you offered a bite of your hoagie.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist. She has not read Fifty Shades of Grey, but she has seen The Fall, and doesn't know if she can handle Jamie Dornan speaking in a non-Irish accent. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.