OK, we all know they were just Teddy Grahams with cake icing. But, c'mon, they were TEDDY GRAHAMS WITH CAKE ICING. That alone slots them in the top triumvirate. And, because you had to portion out the icing-to-cracker ratio yourself, you learned some valuable lessons here: control, balance, planning ahead, and basically, becoming a young man or woman. Or both! Sydney don't pass judgement, and neither do I.
2. 3D Doritos
They say 3D Doritos are still around, but they're lying, because these things are NOT 3D Doritos. These are 3D Doritos. They are the quintessential example of a 90s snack: take something people already love and make it extreme! Also, putting one in a rubber band and shooting it at your friend resulted in the most fun little explosion of cheese dust and crumbs ever, especially off the back of a head. I'm not saying this is the only reason 3D Doritos made it to No. 2, but actually, yeah I kind of am.