Everything Macaulay Culkin eats in the Home Alone movies, ranked
Forget being like Mike. In the '90s, there was only one person every child wanted to be, and it was Kevin McAllister. The dude had alarmingly proficient booby-trap skills, watched Angels with Filthy Souls whenever he damn well pleased, and created the most perfect putdown: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof."
But a lot of us fixated particularly hard on his food experiences, which critics have rightfully deemed "the height of luxury". Not every McAllister meal was created equal, though. With their ABC Family dominance fast approaching, we decided to rank the brief but memorable list of everything Kevin eats in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York -- except the Tic Tacs, because THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.