I remember the first time I ate foreign food...
Ha! Just kidding. As a red-blooded American, I clearly only eat cheeseburgers, bacon, and whatever piles of meat KFC is currently selling. But, if I did ever decide to snack on international cuisine, I think I would handle it better than the youngsters in this video. I think. Before you jump all over these kids and their xenophobic taste buds, remember their palates aren't yet refined, and that kids do say the darnedest things.
So, we can't really hold it against them... right?
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It's unclear why Cut, the minds/monsters behind the experiment decided to make this video (for reference, their previous videos include a group of children learning about the birds and the bees... on camera...), but one thing is certain: that kid in the purple hates everything. Seriously, who hates cheese/soup/noodles?
If this is the generation that's running things when I'm old -- I have no qualms about re-locating to Russia, where the borscht runs like water and the president is ever-shirtless.
Wil Fulton is a Staff Writer for Thrillist. His favorite foreign food is Canadian bacon. Follow him @wilfulton
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