11. His attempted murder of the world's greatest secret agent
Why are Archer, Lana, Cyril, Pam, and Cheryl working at a high-end restaurant that's being filmed for a show called Bastard Chef? Who cares (it's to get Mallory a reservation). The point is, Bourdain cameos as a prick of a chef who's part himself, part Gordon Ramsay, and all chain-smoking, profanity-spewing greatness. Naturally, he's also a spy. And makes a great risotto. RIP.