The Arizona Diamondbacks have seen your fried double Twinkies, Memphis Grizzlies, and they aren't impressed. MLB will always dominate the NBA in the stadium-snack game, and to prove it, here comes the the D-Bat Dog, an 18in corn dog stuffed with cheddar cheese, jalapeños, bacon, and enough calories to feed 1/4 of Babe Ruth.
The D-Bat Dog also comes with a side of fries, but it's not exactly a value meal. To nab one of these giants, you'll need to put down a cool $25. If you've already budgeted that cash for 1.5 beers, don't worry: the Diamondbacks also offer the Venom Dog, a foot-long habanero sausage smothered in black beans, pico de gallo, sour cream, and guac. Or you can go even thriftier with the Sonoran Dog, a frank wrapped in mesquite-smoked bacon with pico, beans, and mayo. Either way, your cholesterol is going to double the team's combined batting average when you leave.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and is embarrassed to admit the craziest thing she's eaten at a baseball game is chicken fingers. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.