This foot-and-a-half stadium corn dog is filled with 18in of bacon and cheese
The Arizona Diamondbacks have seen your fried double Twinkies, Memphis Grizzlies, and they aren't impressed. MLB will always dominate the NBA in the stadium-snack game, and to prove it, here comes the the D-Bat Dog, an 18in corn dog stuffed with cheddar cheese, jalapeños, bacon, and enough calories to feed 1/4 of Babe Ruth.
The D-Bat Dog also comes with a side of fries, but it's not exactly a value meal. To nab one of these giants, you'll need to put down a cool $25. If you've already budgeted that cash for 1.5 beers, don't worry: the Diamondbacks also offer the Venom Dog, a foot-long habanero sausage smothered in black beans, pico de gallo, sour cream, and guac. Or you can go even thriftier with the Sonoran Dog, a frank wrapped in mesquite-smoked bacon with pico, beans, and mayo. Either way, your cholesterol is going to double the team's combined batting average when you leave.