2. A proposal goes awry
"Guy and girlfriend come into our restaurant for dinner. Guy then secretly tells me he has a ring and wants to propose to her and wants it to be all special. I was to wait until a specific time and come and ask if the table needed anything else and them he would say 'I do. I need her.' And then get down on his knee, etc. etc.
I thought it was cheesy, but hey I wanted to help the guy out and be a part of something like that, so I said I'd do it.
I get to the table and ask the question, he then pops THE question and she burst into tears. But not good happy tears. She then blurts out that she wants to break up and that she was in love another guy, apparently a friend of his.
I just slowly backed away from the table as his entire world came crashing down on him."
1. My wife, the third wheel
"As I approached the table, a lady brushed me out of the way and sat down next to the couple there. The couple were [sic] obviously on a date. The lady turns to the woman on the date and said, 'So, I'm his wife. Who the f**k are you?'"
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. She hopes someone turns this into a reality show, because she would watch the hell out of it. Follow her to sizzle reels at @kristin_hunt.