Looks like a new home for your bacon Sriracha lollipops, bacon-scented phone accessories, and other assorted baconry just opened up. The current owner of bacon.org has decided to put his baby up for bid, and is offering it for a steal at $12000.
Grant Bacon currently posts bacon recipes, events, and even other hog-related info on bacon.org, but has announced he's parting ways with the site. You can snap up the domain and email account for the aforementioned $12000, but if you want to be a true bacon baller and grab the Facebook page too, it'll cost you $19000. Don't worry: Bitcoin is accepted.
Mr. Bacon preempts any spendthrift whiners by stating that he's already had a $5000 offer and it's too damn low, as bacon.cn costs $15000 and bacon.com is a cool $200K. (Plus that creepy Coppertone pig logo didn't happen overnight, people.) No word yet on whether Kevin Bacon has made an offer to his maybe-distant cousin.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and has spent years trying to reunite the California Raisins to no avail. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.