THE VERDICT: As novelty candy is concerned, it's a total success! It makes your eyes bulge, your hair fly back, and your mind dance in circles before realizing that you want it out of your mouth immediately.
So how many licks does it take to get to the center? We doubt anyone will ever find out.
Dan Gentile is a staff writer on Thrillist's National Food/Drink team who has taste-tested everything from the Big Mac to the Big King. He also enjoys hating mustard. Follow him to pots of gold/Twitter at @Dannosphere.