Like almost anything, frozen pizza can always be improved with bacon. But if you think adding some bacon bits to the top of your Tombstone is the answer, you're not using your imagination. Clearly inspired by her previous burrito efforts, the lady behind Oh, Bite It! ingeniously wrapped a frozen pie in a bacon shell, giving you the greatest freezer innovation since the ice cube candy dispenser.
To recreate this masterpiece at home, you'll need to gather your favorite frozen pizza and about a half-pound of bacon. Unwrap and thaw your pie before carefully rolling it into a burrito-like form. Then, lay out enough bacon to cover the width of the pizza roll and wrap it all up, making sure not to leave any gaps in the bacon tortilla. After that, you just have to wait about 30 minutes for it to cook in the oven. Hopefully, this beauty can fill the void that Hot Pockets left behind.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and thinks this thing has the power to rule us all. Follow her to underground resistance at @kristin_hunt.