There's a crispy taco buffet
"It's just a bad idea. Especially when the taco meat is soggier and deep red like a Sloppy Joe."
The tortillas are suspect
"If they're store-bought or taste rubbery. And they must be made 'a mano' or by a respectable tortilleria."
There isn't a corn tortilla to be found
"That's a big one. Corn is the food of the Aztec gods!"
They're serving double-deckers
"Flour tortilla, beans, corn tortilla -- it's like mixing a taco and an enchilada. It's that thing that Taco Bell does. If they have a double-decker on the menu, that is no bueno."
The al pastor isn't pork
"If they offer to make you tacos al pastor with chicken. There's a place here in town that actually does that."