Sometimes being the popular guy is a hassle.
I got more attention as a cupcake on Tinder than I have on any dating site I've ever joined. Which sounds kind of sad. Let me rephrase... no, actually that's about right. Women are naturally drawn to cupcakes. They can't help it.
The other thing I learned is that being yourself on a dating site is the best way to attract others. If you're a cupcake, act like a goddamn cupcake. Every woman on there engaged with me because I was so f*&^ing cupcake-y.
Just maybe don't try it with cottage cheese.
Lee Breslouer writes about food and drink for Thrillist, and would take a cupcake over a donut every day of the week. Follow him at @LeeBreslouer, because you can't make up a name that good.