Main ingredients: Vanilla ice cream, absolutely nothing else
This is a perfectly edible vanilla ice cream, but ordering this at Ben & Jerry's is like going to Hamilton and sitting in the lobby the entire show. Sure, you get the feeling of being there, but you're missing out.
Main ingredients: Sweet cream ice cream, chocolate sandwich cookies
This was my favorite ice cream growing up. Not anymore. Also, Ben & Jerry's makes a souped-up version of this that's way, way better. You'll see it later in the ranking.
Main ingredients: Cotton candy ice cream, cotton candy pieces
Good news: it tastes exactly like cotton candy! Bad news: I stopped liking the flavor of cotton candy the moment I entered puberty last year.
Main ingredients: Chocolate ice cream, white + dark fudge chunks, pecans, walnuts, fudge-covered almonds
As you can probably tell from the main ingredient list being 4,000 words, this is overstuffed. It's strange -- plenty of Ben & Jerry's flavors with tons of mix-ins manage not to overwhelm the ice cream backbone. This is a rare exception.