Main ingredients: Cherry ice cream, cherries, fudge flakes
It's a little strange that this doesn't have fudge-covered cherries, but I'll give it a pass. The chocolate-and-cherry combo never fails to be a pleasant one. If you visit the dispensary located .1 miles away from the Boulder, CO scoop shop I went to and then eat this ice cream, you will find the ice cream's name to be extra clever.
Main ingredients: Strawberry cheesecake ice cream with strawberries, graham cracker swirl
I'm still allergic to strawberries from earlier in this ranking, so the owner of the scoop shop assisted me again. She says the graham cracker swirl is "like the crust of a strawberry cheesecake" and that the ice cream is "creamy like a cheesecake should be." That sounds great. Sigh.
Main ingredients: Vanilla ice cream, chocolate chip cookie dough
Ben and Jerry first made this flavor in 1984 -- or that could be some misinformation from The Ministry of Truth. Ben and Jerry were the cookie dough originators, and the flavor still holds up after all these years. For my money, no other brand has as many chunks of sugary goodness in its ice cream as Ben & Jerry's. (Fun fact... the dough actually makes a decent cookie.)
Main ingredients: Chocolate ice cream, chocolate cookies, chocolate pudding ice cream swirls
Say it with me: chocolate pudding ice cream swirls. I eat chocolate chip-based cereals for breakfast, dark chocolate before bed, and other kinds of chocolate all through the day, and even I thought this flavor was intense. But it works. All the different chocolate blends together quite nicely.
Main ingredients: Chocolate ice cream, marshmallow + caramel swirls, fudge fish
I give this ice cream Trey out of four stars. The marshmallow swirl is the star of this concoction, like a Page solo in "Squirming Coil," and it combines beautifully with the chocolate ice cream. One time at a Phish show in Camden, NJ, a random guy I stood next to during the set break gave me a backstage pass. After the show, I stood on a crowded patio to wait for beer, but they ran out. This ice cream tastes better than that experience.