SnoBar's got the boozy popsicle thing on lock, offering a solid line of with cosmos, margs, and mojitos on sticks. But not content to settle with popsicle dominance, the company also has a line of ice creams -- Brandy Alexander, Pink Squirrel, and Grasshopper among them -- that clock in above 8% and also come in push-pop form. They're mostly available on the west coast and in the south (here's a handy locator), but given the rapid expansion, expect them to continue to sneaking into grocery stores across the country. Until then, you can also order them online. But be forewarned. The ice cream is poised to create a vicious cycle of breaking up with somebody, eating your feelings, then immediately calling your newly minted ex again.