Every Ben & Jerry’s Flavor, Ranked

We apologize in advance, Half-Baked.

Ben & Jerry's pints of ice cream with spoon for dessert half baked phish food ranking americone dream cherry garcia
Photo by Cole Saladino for Thrillist
Photo by Cole Saladino for Thrillist

I've always lived strictly by the belief that you can never have too much of a good thing. Ben & Jerry's is an ice cream company defined by excess. The Vermont-based brand styles itself with cheeky names, hippy-dippy packaging, and a willingness to shove just about anything that is even semi-delicious into a pint cup and hope that people dig it.

I was tasked with tasting all pint flavors (excluding dairy-free, and low-calorie options), and then ranking every single one. It was like ranking my own very children… if I had dozens of delicious, non-sentient children that sometimes gave me a brain freeze.

At any rate, the process was grueling, my freezer was consistently occupied, and I learned myriad valuable life lessons along the way. Namely, that I am definitely not lactose intolerant, and toffee bars and ice cream don't mix well.

Let's get into it. Starting with the worst, which admittedly, is still kind of the best.

39. Coffee Toffee Bar Crunch

While B+J's excellent coffee flavor puts this one over its plain vanilla sibling, the toffee bits still end up tasting a little stale, chewy, and dated. Like dates, actually. And I'm pretty sure they only put these two flavor components together because of the rhyme. Classic example of style over substance.

38. Pumpkin Cheesecake

The "cheesecake" entries in Ben & Jerry's roster are definitely divisive—and none more so than this way-too-close-to-pumpkin-spice pint, Pumpkin Cheesecake. It's too seasonal. Too strong. And overall, just too much. Skip it. Even if it fits your autumn aesthetic.

37. Oat of this Swirled

Going into this ice cream gorging ordeal, I definitely assumed this would be one of my least favorite flavors. While I was right (duh), I was also surprised at how much I enjoyed the buttery brown sugar ice cream base. If only they would have paired it with a more worthy pint partner, it would have garnered a much higher spot. This is another classic case of oatmeal ruining an otherwise good thing.  

36. Salted Caramel Core

Ben & Jerry's "Core" flavors are pints with fudge-y, goopy middle sections (that run straight down the middle of the pint, about the width of a quarter) designed to recreate the hedonistic thrill and overwhelming ecstasy of covering your ice cream with a sauce-based topping... like in this case, salted caramel. And while certainly delicious, and a novel addition to the B+J's canon, as a whole they tended to be a little overpowering, overwhelming, and therefore intrinsically underwhelming compared to everything else I tried. Ben & Jerry's has made their name coupling excess with excellent branding. Here, especially, with a salted caramel core that makes you feel like you just ate the entire State Fair in one sitting, they push the ice cream envelope just a little too far.

35. Boom Chocolatta Cookie Core

The mocha-based entry in the Core series isn't as palate-smashing as the salty caramel, but it is damn close, and naturally suffers from the same problems all the cookie Core flavors do: too much flavor, with too little enjoyment. It's forgettable.

34. Karamel Sutra Core

Retired flavor Karamel Sutra is back... in Core form! Maybe they should have let the ol' flavor revel in retirement. This is like when Brett Favre tried to come back... the third time. Another innocuous entry.

33. Cookies & Cream Cheesecake Core

Overly sweet, with kind of a sandy texture, this pint features chocolate cheesecake ice cream with a chocolate cookie and cheesecake core. They really double down here... to mixed results.

32. Brownie Batter Core

This one rose to the top of the divisive Core category because, well, I really, really, liked the brownie batter. It really was that simple. If I could put it inside a mug, melt it down a little, and drink it for every meal, I probably wouldn't be here right now, typing this article. But I'd be happy. 

31. Strawberry Cheesecake

Strawberry Cheesecake is definitely a solid option in the overall flavor roster that Ben & Jerry's is currently throwing out there. Unfortunately, just as the "Core" flavors were a little too much, these next few tend to be a little bit underwhelming and bland (or, as bland as loaded ice cream can be). This isn't necessarily something you choose over, let's say, 25 other pint options in your grocer's freezer. But when it's right in front of you, it's not that bad.

30. Vanilla Caramel Fudge

Good, but detrimentally boring. Think San Antonio Spurs with a caramel swirl.

29. Caramel Chocolate Cheesecake

This is the highest-ranking member of the Ben & Jerry's cheesecake family, and it has a decidedly smooth, light, and pleasant flavor. But like all the cheesecake-centric ice creams from the Vermont-based company, they taste a little... off. It's as if they turned a real cheesecake into a little bite-sized, cheesecake flavored pill, back into a cheesecake again, then into cheesecake ice cream. I really hope that makes sense. You might just have to try it yourself (but try these other flavors first, obviously).

28. Chocolate Fudge Brownie

These next four flavors...

27. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

... are pretty much the same, in that….

26. Salted Caramel Almond

… they are like scaled-down, more boring versions of other, higher-ranking entries in this list….

25. Triple Caramel Chunk

... and hey, while that's still very good in the grand scheme of ice creams, it forces me to put them right in the soft, gooey middle of this ranking. Being average has never been this delicious.

24. Chocolate Shake It

This really, really, really tastes like a chocolate milkshake. But the marshmallow swirl here just makes everything a sticky, muddled mess, and doesn't let the base itself shine as it should. Again though, it really does taste like a chocolate milkshake. It's kind of miraculous. Top 25 material… but just barely.

23. Cinnamon Buns

This classic flavor is probably more of an acquired taste than most in this section. With caramel ice cream, a cinnamon swirl, and chunks of cinnamon dough, it's like a Cinnabon melted into a cup that was then promptly stuck in a freezer. It's a cinnamon bun rush to the dome. I dig it. Most people dig it. But be wary if you aren't into the pastry flavor. It's could be a very sticky situation.

22. Peanut Butter World

Ben & Jerry's tends to do peanut butter right. Peanut Butter World is yet another (welcomed) take on the iconic duo of chocolate and PB, this time with a base of chocolate ice cream and a peanut butter swirl. Is it good? Obviously. But, it's hard to rank this one any higher when there are other, better peanut butter and chocolate combos waiting in the freezer. Chalk this placement up to fierce competition and a bloated playing field. About as bloated as you'll feel after eating a pint of this, actually.

21. Milk & Cookies

For everyone who has ever dipped a chocolate chip cookie into a big glass of gleaming, white, creamy milk—and then wished that wholesome, life-affirming experience could be translated into a self-contained, frozen form, today is the first day of the rest of your life.

20. Mint Chocolate Cookie

Take everything I said about Milk & Cookies, and add "but instead, Thin Mints."

19. Bourbon Pecan Pie

This Texas-only flavor is one of the most surprising, most elusive of all B+J's flavors. The buttery bourbon ice cream and whiskey swirl give it a surprisingly sophisticated, developed taste that honestly sets it apart from every other single flavor on this list. It might feel the most like a true small-batch ice cream you'd get at a local scoop shop. But alas, its availability in only one state (that state being Texas, no less) ensures it can rank no higher on this list, despite its weighty qualifications. Everything is bigger in Texas, including the let-downs.

18. Half-Baked

Critics might assert that Half-Baked—long a Ben & Jerry's staple—should certainly rank higher on this list. I say there's a handful of flavors (some new!) that do what Half-Baked does, but marginally better. That being said, we still have to pay our respects to the pint and more importantly the name, as it's the first instance of B+J's directly tipping their hat to one of their core audience segments: the stoned snacker.

17. Pistachio Pistachio

I would have never, ever, under any circumstances, thought a pistachio-flavored ice cream would crack my top 20. I was wrong. And this is why we taste test, people.

16. Gimme S'more!

S'mores are the culinary equivalent of Monopoly. While they are undeniably enjoyable, the set-up, clean-up, and overall struggle and strife of making it all happen limits it to special occasions or extreme bouts of boredom. Ben & Jerry's s'mores ice cream takes away the hassle, freezes it, and hands you a spoon. The toasted marshmallow ice cream has that roasted campfire flavor, while the graham cracker swirl and fudge flakes complete the experience. 

15. Everything But The…

This "kitchen sink" of Ben & Jerry's flavors and accouterments is less a gimmicky novelty, and more a hedonistic tour into a veritable B+J's Hall of Fame, all inside a cardboard pint. It has everything. Which is almost too much. This is for the most hardcore fans.

14. Glampfire Trail Mix

One of the better-named options on the list, this flavor is like S'mores-light, with an added dose of roasted almonds and a crunchy pretzel swirl. If you are the kind of person who exclusively attends outdoor fire pit sessions for the snacks and the snacks alone, walk—don't run—to your nearest ice cream provider. Really, "roughing it" is overrated. Especially when you need a freezer nearby.

13. Chubby Hubby

You may ask yourself, "Why did Chubby Hubby, a perennial Ben & Jerry's favorite, fail to crack the upper echelon of flavors?" There is a simple answer: vanilla malt ice cream. It adds an unnecessary wrinkle to an otherwise banner flavor. Why couldn't they just go with the classic vanilla? Some conundrums are destined to remain frustratingly unanswered.

12. Chocolate Therapy

I think the name "chocolate overdose" might have been a little too raw for supermarket shelves, but that's what we have going on here.

11. Vanilla

For all the flavor-mashing zaniness of Ben & Jerry's product line, sometimes we can lose sight of the fact that there is always some damn delicious ice cream at the core (not to be confused with the Core) of what this company does. One pint of plain vanilla will do the trick. It's simplistic, and decidedly unlike anything else Ben & Jerry's puts out there. But it's a soft reminder that the company does not rely on gimmicks and overstuffed concoctions alone. They make some truly great ice cream, too.

10. Peanut Butter Fudge Core

I know. I'm breaking my own self-imposed rule here by putting a Core flavor this high up. But, this entry—flush with a splendidly gooey core of peanut butter fudge—is essentially a big pint of validation for the entire Core series. When you taste it, you understand why the whole project was green lit in the first place. So, in the name of being honest, and truly ranking these suckers by taste and taste alone, I had to make this Core an outlier. And hey, who are you, anyway? The flavor cops?

9. Coffee Coffee BuzzBuzzBuzz!

B+J's coffee flavor is a solid weapon in their arsenal, and they utilize it quite frequently. But never does their joe-flavored ice cream shine as brightly or appeal as sharply as it does here, in the aptly named Coffee Coffee BuzzBuzzBuzz! It's a fairly simple mashup of coffee ice cream and espresso bean fudge chunks. And while I faulted some flavors on this list for being a little boring, this streamlined package lets the rich flavor of the coffee ice cream dominate the pint.

8. Netflix & Chill'd

There are so many peanut butter flavors on this list because Ben & Jerry's knows peanut butter and how to execute it well. This classic peanut butter base strikes the right balance between salty, nutty, and sweet, and is only improved with the texturally exciting pretzel swirl and gobs of gooey brownie. Yes, I can eat a whole pint while watching the latest season of Stranger Things.

7. Cherry Garcia

Perhaps the most iconic and well-known flavor of Ben & Jerry's, this cherry flavored ice cream named after the late founder and frontman of the Grateful Dead has become something of a flagship pint for the company, and a benchmark for the brand's success and popularity. The cherry ice cream immediately sticks inside the deep recesses of your brain labeled "hey remember this, it's fucking delicious," and the thick chocolate chunks really set the template for the levels of excess-via-snacking that would be included in almost every other future pint. It's influential. It's original. And most importantly, it's good. 

6. Phish Food

For literally the first time ever, something Phish-related has bested something Dead-related in my mind. But the chocolate ice cream with a caramel and marshmallow swirl—alongside delightful fish-shaped chunks of fudge—remains one of the prime flavor mainstays of Ben & Jerry's. For good reason: It's just plain good.

Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream pint pb ranking thrillist
Design by Jason Hoffman for Thrillist

5. Peanut Butter Cup

As we cruise into our top five, there will be some surprises and some obvious layups. Peanut butter riffs are a running theme for Ben & Jerry's, but it's never better than in this classic iteration of peanut butter ice cream, and massive chunks of peanut butter "don't-call-them-Reese's" cups. The only reason this isn't higher on the list is because it is a little one-dimensional. It's peanut butter on peanut butter inside peanut butter. This is a one-trick pony that actually does the trick. (The trick is eating an entire pint in one sitting, by the way).

new york super fudge chunk ben and jerry's ice cream pint
Design by Jason Hoffman for Thrillist

4. New York Super Chunk

Start spreading the news, urban East Coast elites have one more reason to lord over the rest of the country as their flavor has cracked the top five, almost making a Sinatra-esque climb to top of the heap. You probably know this chocolate-based ice cream is filled to the rim with nuts, fudge chunks, and a slight but palpable air of superiority (not unlike the 4/5/6 train at 8:30am, for example). The problem? New York Super Chunk bit off more than it could chew by adding what may quite honestly be the worst thing to add to an otherwise delectable pint of ice cream: copious chunks of white chocolate.

ben and jerry's Americone Dream ice cream pint stephen colbert colbertshow waffle pieces
Design by Jason Hoffman for Thrillist

3. Americone Dream

By simply riding the merits of an endorsement by late-night host Stephen Colbert—as well as making sure a portion of the profits go directly to one of Colbert's charities—this pint could have weaseled its way into a high ranking. But we wouldn't toy with your taste buds like that. The (ice) cream itself rises to the top, by its own volition. You've got a vanilla base with a heaping amount of fudge-covered waffle cone bits, and a caramel swirl. Really, if you are looking for a vanilla-flavored Ben & Jerry's option, this officially endorsed flavor is simply the best around, as the waffle cone chunks are nothing but the ideal add-on to creamy-as-heck vanilla. And it's all for a good cause! And no, we aren't talking about your late-night hunger pangs. Though, that's good, too. I guess.  

ben and jerrys chunky monkey ice cream pint banana fudge chunks walnuts
Design by Jason Hoffman for Thrillist

2. Chunky Monkey

Taste, like all of the five senses, is inherently subjective. There's no way for one person to rank ice cream flavors objectively, as we tailor our own thoughts and opinions to how we experience life through our own personal lens. Chunky Monkey is—and has been, for quite some time—my favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor. The banana ice cream is one of the most distinctive snack food tastes in the world. And when peppered with those thick-cut, Cherry Garcia-style blocks of fudge and some surprisingly fresh-tasting walnuts, you come out with an ice cream experience that can really only be captured by Ben & Jerry's. Yes, I am totally biased here. But in part, that's what this ranking is all about. There's no way I could put my own taste aside, as that is the only tool I have to rate and rank these flavors. I'm only human damn it. Chunky Monkey is weird. It's memorable. And above all, it is one of the better experiences you can have with store-bought ice cream, period. Oh and also, it's pretty fun to say. Chunky Monkey. See?

The Tonight Dough ben and jerry's ice cream pint jimmy fallon ranking thrillist
Design by Jason Hoffman for Thrillist

1. The Tonight Dough

I didn't want this to happen. I didn't plan on having Jimmy Fallon's branded ice cream best all other flavors. I didn't feel the need to be different, to choose something that wasn't a classic flavor. I wasn't trying to be contrarian. I went into this trying my best to pair my subjective biases with an objective sense of exploration. But when I tried the (gruesomely punny) Tonight Dough, I realized that the amalgamation of caramel and chocolate ice cream, with chocolate cookie swirls, chocolate chip cookie dough, and peanut butter cookie dough was simply the best of Ben & Jerry's, in one consolidated pint. This is Ben & Jerry's, encapsulated. How did the grinning mug of The Tonight Show host get lucky enough to grace this batch of frozen excellence and pure imagination? Frankly, I have no idea. Perhaps it was just dumb luck. Maybe Fallon himself had a hand in the ideation stage? At any rate, it may be the best thing Jimmy has ever done. And right now, it's also the best thing Ben & Jerry's has ever done.

Want more Thrillist? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, YouTube, TikTok, and Snapchat!

Wil Fulton is a former senior development producer for Thrillist. If you told him he could only eat one food for the rest of his life, he'd be confused and frightened. Follow him @wilfulton.