Mr. Bartley's (address and info)
What you're getting: The Viagra
"Where Harvard Meats". Truth be told, you're probably a bit more likely to be rubbing elbows with one of the plentiful Harvard Square tourists here than an undergrad (though there are plenty of those, too), because basically anyone in the vicinity has trouble resisting the smell of perfectly grilled beef that's been wafting over Mass Ave since 1960. The burger names tend to ebb and flow a bit with the zeitgeist (The Rob Ford, The Beyoncé, etc.), though one mainstay has been the Viagra, because creamy blue cheese dressing and bacon make a perfect combo, and because old men will always need their boner pills.
Monks (aka Wells Brothers Bar & Grill) (address and info)
What you’re getting: The Lip Smacker
It’s a bit of a hike from campus, but many FSU students are more than willing to make the requisite pilgrimage in order to wolf down one of the state’s best -- and messiest -- burgers at Monks, otherwise (officially) known as Wells Brothers Bar & Grill. You can build your own burger, or go with one of their huge, gooey cheeseburgers on a variety of rolls and breads. Those with more traditional tastes may opt for the Panhandle Burger, with roasted red peppers, bacon, cheddar, and housemade BBQ sauce, though more adventurous eaters should try their Lip Smacker, which contains cheddar, bacon, and a layer of creamy peanut butter. Vindictive fans should get the Gator Hater.