Bell’s Greek Pizza
“There's great pizza in East Lansing”, but at 4a, “skip it and go to Bell's”. “Like the dudes in the surrounding frats, it's greasy and Greek”, but “nothing tastes like this pizza” -- "the crust is like a sponge dunked in butter and deep-fried”, “the cheese is sharp and definitely not mozzarella”, and “you can eat the whole thing in two giant bites”. And at $1 a slice, “it's the main contributor to the freshman 15”. They've also got “super-greasy grinders, pasta, and spinach pie”, plus, unlike most eateries in the city, “it's been around since the '60s”, so you can “take your alum dad there and relive memories he doesn't actually remember”.
Runners-Up: Georgio's Gourmet Pizza, Jersey Giant Subs, Menna's Joint, Goombas Pizza USA