Diner Grill (address and info)
Built from an actual old railroad dining car, this beloved institution's signature (and aptly named) dish is basically an amalgam of all the greatest booze-soaking hits piled onto a plate. You have your burger patties and melty cheese. Then there's some runny eggs, hash browns, and griddled onions. The whole thing is then covered in chili and kicked with a side of toast to help clean the plate. If you do so, you are presented with a certificate. Some hungry heroes have managed to put away four of them.
Tacos Morelos (address and info)
While it's true that size often matters with a post-drinking (or mid-drinking) meal, it can also be your enemy. Especially if you don't want your shirt to look like a Jackson Pollock painting made of grease and salsa. Luckily, Tacos Morelos stuffs their freshly warmed tortillas with enough crispy carnitas to get the job done, but not so much that biting into a burrito is like exploding a toothpaste tube full of meat all over yourself. The meat is super flavorful, and they use Oaxaca string cheese to balance the spice. It also, we hear, gives you a superhuman ability to absorb countless picklebacks.
West Coast Pizza (address and info)
Here's what'll happen. At approximately 1:43am you will dial 841-WEST. And, assuming you can stay awake, in, like, a half-hour, whoever was on the other end of the phone when you dialed 841-WEST will show up at your doorstep, hand you a pizza box filled with the greatest cheese sticks man has ever known, all brushed with herbed garlic butter sauce and loaded with exactly the amount of cheese they deserve. You will eat them all. And no matter how your night has gone prior to that, you'll consider it a success.