It's Girl Scout Cookie season, and our nation's best and brightest young ladies are out and about selling their baked goods to any American looking to get a merit badge in shamelessly housing a whole box of Thin Mints (or who just bought a truckload of keef). It's also the time of year when grown-ups get into heated debates about which cookie is the best. Well, we're adults here, too. And with new flavors vying with the old, we decided to obey the oath and make the world a better place... by ranking them all.
There is but a single sleeve of these when you open up the super-thin box. It's like the Girl Scouts are saying, "We know you're not going to like these, or else we would've packed two sleeves in there." They taste like a mouthful of (gluten-free) sand that someone accidentally dropped a few toffee chunks into.
You know what would be amazing? If the Girl Scouts also sold actual lemonade, which people could use to wash the flavor of these citrus-spiked shortbread cookies out of their mouths. Or at least quench their thirst, because despite being strange-tasting, they're still kind of impossible to stop eating.