When else does anyone eat shortbread? When it's Girl Scout Cookie season, and no other time. Let us take a moment to exalt the mere existence of this shortbread cookie, the snack-food version of the Yeti.
Like the Yeti, shortbread is even better when you put a bunch of chocolate on its back.
4. Savannah Smiles
This is obviously the pseudonym Carrie Underwood checks into luxury hotels with. They're described as "crisp, zesty lemon wedge cookies dusted with powdered sugar," and they deliver on that promise. The sugar cools off the surging, unavoidable lemon flavors from what appears to be half a cookie. A deceptive amount of flavor is packed into such a small wedge. I, too, am surprised Savannah Smiles are #4, but that's why we do these rankings.