OK, I was terrified of this product from Gardein, purveyors as such unexpected things as beefless tips, meatless meatloaf, and sweet & sour "porkless bites." Who in their right mind would want to approximate fish, and how the hell do you manufacture that fishy scent? It turns out that Gardein has avoided a deadly catch with a good fish-type option not just for people who don't want to kill fish, but also for people who for some reason sit down at a pub and think, "I really like fish and chips, but not the fish part." The breading's good! The "fish" isn't too fishy, and even has a flakiness to it. Basically, it's a brick of thick batter with some fishy stuff in the middle. And batter makes everything better. Even better, there's none of that overpowering fish scent I was dreading. If the Gorton's fisherman ever went granola, this would be his go-to.