There are three ways to approach fast-food desserts -- and, inherently fast food in general. You can dismiss it all as trash, and thumb your nose. You can pick your spots, and enjoy some select items in a pretension soaked, holier-than-thou-but-still-cool, food critic manner (which is almost just as annoying).
Or, you can accept all of the wonders of fast foodom for what they are, enjoy it, and then dutifully rank the things you enjoyed for other people to read, comment, like, share, and subscribe. You don't have to be embarrassed to suck down a McFlurry, after all.
In that vein, presented here are the greatest fast food desserts our fair nation, in the year of our lord 2018, ranked according to overall quality and aptitude. It's full of unabashed, unashamed, unconcerned love. Please take it as such.
And remember: your summer beach bod probably isn't coming in this year, anyway.