7. Jolly Ranchers
Unwrap, lick, and unload. The sticky exterior will cause contact with the target to be much more unpleasant.
Just like the way a baseball fits in a glove juuust right, a Jolly Rancher is perfectly at home in the fingers of an angry child.
Weakness: Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle effect.
You could easily put someone's eye out with one of these, and that's not the point of food fights, you maniac.