SPAM grilled cheese
Minute Maid Park (Houston Astros)
I know what you are thinking: A) "How can Jose Altuve be 3ft tall and still crush the ball?" and B) "Why would the Astros ruin a perfectly good grilled cheese with… SPAM?"
A) It must be black magic.
B) SPAM is actually kind of… good. If you give it a chance. (Which also must be black magic.)
The spiced ham in the blue can gets a bad rap from pretty much everyone not living in Hawaii. But honestly, the addition of SPAM to a grilled cheese is basically the bacon grilled cheese redux. It gives your sandwich that super-savory, meaty kick that takes it from a simple GC to a bona fide meal. And on the plus side, when it's inside this gooey, cheesy sandwich, you don't really have to look at it while you eat it. Which is, of course, the grossest part of SPAM, and why the game "hide the SPAM" is so popular with teens.